The Bachelorette: First Impressions

But first I must say that I cried like a baby watching the LOST finale last night.  It was a good thing Mark was at work cause he would have been rolling his eyes at me.  I'll admit I wasn't one of the "super fans" of this show, but today when I woke up I felt a wierd sense of mourning.  I get emotional with TV sometimes.

Now on to The Bachelorette! 

Ali is this seasons Bachelorette.  She is the girl next door type that guys love.  She is cute but she's got some little teeth.  I always look at peoples teeth idk.  Her favorite color is yellow and she likes to fish.  Will any of these guys pick up on that? 

The dress she wore tonight was a black full length gown with a train.  It had no back and was low cut in the front making for some awkward moments of near "wardrobe malfunctions" whenever she hugged one on the guys.. How's that for a first impression!

This episode was not without some drama in the form of a "Ballot Box".  Each guy was to submit the name of the guy they felt was "here for the wong reasons".  Remember Wes from Bachelorette Jillian's season?  I thought this was totaly unfair and I'm glad they didn't boot the guy who eneded up with the most votes and left it up to Ali whether to cut him or not.

Here are my first impressions of the 25 guys.

Frank:  You are a little bit over the top, but funny.  You gave up your career to do something you love and Ali really likes that in a person.  You get a Rose.

Jay:  I'm sorry but you have a really stupid haircut and you called her "Sweetie" too much.  You do not get a rose.

Craig M.: I wont hold it against you that you are from Canada but you seem like a real douchebag.  Your crazy tie caught Ali's attention.  You get a Rose. 

Kyle:  The self proclaimed "Mountian Man".  You've killed a bear and many other animals but you couldn't capture Ali's heart.  You do not get a rose. 

Justin AKA "Rated R":  The pro wrestler.  You were singled out by all the guys as not being here for the right reasons (which seems to be the new theme for The Bachelorette) but Ali decides to give you a chance and gave you a Rose. 

Phil:  Your dead brother inspired you to train for triathelons.  Good for you.  But you do not get a rose.

Jonathan:  The Weatherman from Texas.  You were also really funny, but be careful of talking to much and dominating the conversations.  I see future clashes between you and Craig M.  You get a Rose.

Ty: The Tennessee country boy with the big ears.  Your're divorced but have yet to disclose that to Ali.  You get a Rose.

Chris L.:  32 years old.  You left your job to be with your family while your Mom was dying.  A true man to the core.  If Ali doesn't keep you til the end we might be looking at the next Bachelor!  You get a Rose.

Roberto: The only minority on the show.  SUPER cute and Ali really digs ya because you win the First Impression Rose!

Tyler V.: We didn't see much of you this episode, but you have a sweet voice and a quiet demenor.  You get a Rose.

Derrick:  Oh Derrick!  Or should I say "Shooter".  Please don't ever tell any one the story behind your nickname.  Premature ejaculation is not funny or cute to women.  You do not get a rose.  Duh!

Steve:  You have dark curly hair.  That's all Ali knows about you right now.  You get a Rose.

John C.:  You want to be the guy to propose to Ali....so you did.  With a fake ring.  Not a good impression (since you are slightly gayish) but an impression none the less.  You get a Rose.

Kirk:  Did you learn to make roses from paper napkins just for Ali or is that your pick-up line for all the ladies?  You also made her a scrapbook.  I guess if Ali gets cold you could knit her a sweater too?  Your crafty and you get a Rose.

Chris H.: You were the first one out of the limo...I guess that counts for something.  You get a Rose. 

Jesse:  A peculiar man from Peculiar, MO.  You caught Ali's attention with a homemade necklace.  You get a Rose.

Chris N.:  You gave Ali a real rose (pay attention Kirk) and she gave you a Rose.

Kasey:  Your voice drives me crazy.  It sounds like you have a flem bubble in your throat.  You get a Rose.  Please clear your throat.

John N.: Who are you?  You do not get a rose.

Craig R.:  The instigator.  It must stem from the fact that your the least attractive of all the guys.  Nothing says love like a yellow tennis shoe keychain.  Well, Ali liked it anyway.  You get a Rose. 

Hunter:  You wrote Ali a song on the ukealele that was funny and cute, but your treating this show like a competition.  You have been warned.  You get a Rose...barely.

Derek:  You brought a bunch of dirty leaves and threw them all over the Bachelorette.  Not cool.  You do not get a rose.

Tyler:  You wore cowboy boots because you saw Ali wear a pair on last season's The Bachelor.  Only that wasn't Ali.  Thanks for making me laugh tonight.  You do not get a rose.

Jason:  The last guy out of the limo and you did a back flip off of it!  Impressive but your bad attitude is not.  You do not get a rose. 

If the emotional Exit Interviews from the 3 guys who had their's aired is any indication of the rest of the group, I'd say we have another drama filled season coming up!

Happy watching!
Brie